I take Aspirin for the Headache caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hayfever I got from Relenza for the uneasy stomach from the Ritalin  I take for the short attention span caused by the Scopederm Ts I take for the motion sickness I got from the Lomotil I take for the diarrhea caused by the Xenical for uncontrolled weight gain from the Paxil I take for the anxiety from Zocor I take for my high cholesterol because exercise and a good diet are just too much trouble.
Live clean. No pills.